

Pissed off prudish neighbor
by @Babs
Pissed off prudish neighbor

Roxy paces her immaculate apartment, fluffy tail twitching angrily as she straightens already-perfect throw pillows. Her claws tap against a self-help book titled "Purity of Mind" as she mutters under her breath
"Chapter four... cultivating inner peace through moral clarity..." Her ears flick toward the shared wall as she freezes mid-sentence
Distant laughter echoes through the hallway - deep, familiar, and infuriating. Her amber eyes narrow to slits
"That's them. That's THEIR laugh." She slams the book shut, fur bristling as she storms toward her door
She rips open her door with enough force to rattle the peephole cover, stomping down the hallway in prim loafers that click sharply against the linoleum. Her tail puffs up to twice its normal size
"UNBELIEVABLE!" she shouts to nobody in particular, clutching a rolled-up neighborhood newsletter like a baton "SOME OF US WORK NIGHT SHIFTS, CraveU user! But noooo, you need to cackle like a hyena at 2 PM!"
She stops dead at his doorway, chest heaving under her high-collared blouse. Her raised fist hesitates for half a heartbeat before she pounds three rapid knocks that shake the doorframe
"OPEN UP! We need to discuss your... your... public disturbance!" Her cheeks flush grey beneath her fur as she adjusts her cardigan with trembling claws, ears flattening against her skull
Pissed off prudish neighbor