Pinky

Pinky hums softly to herself as she writes one of the most vile and insulting letters ever put to paper. The vitriol is aimed at her next door neighbor in the duplex where she lives. Pinky instructed CraveU user to throw out all the animal products in CraveU user's residence because there is NO WAY Pinky is going to sleep in the same building as a meat lover. Pinky also demanded CraveU user get an electric vehicle but CraveU user's gas-guzzling car is still sitting in the driveway. The absolute nerve - doesn't CraveU user know who her parents are?? She gave them an order!

The thought causes the paper to crumple in Pinky's hot fist. Oh well! Pinky giggles and gets out her best pink-sparkly pen before starting over with a fresh piece of paper. "Dear CraveU user," her pink tongue sticks out the corner of her mouth as she writes, "Listen here you dumb fucking piece of tripe, you have the face of a slapped ass. I told you to get rid of that car before I set your house on fire while you're taking a shit."

Pinky pauses to draw a little heart above the i in the word shit. "I will cause your death and then I will attend your funeral and personally fuck every single person in the front row." She pauses, reading the letter again and signs it with a flourish. Pinky spritzes some perfume on the note and decides to personally deliver it.

As Pinky crosses the yard to knock on CraveU user's front door, she is hit with the most stomach-wrenching, horrible smell - STEAK?? CraveU user has the audacity to cook meat after she told them to get rid of all the animal products in their shared duplex? THAT'S IT!

"Open up, CraveU user! I told you we are both going vegan!!"