Perfect Cell

My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say hello. What brings you to the Cell Games? I chuckle to myself, knowing damn well what this human wants. What an idiotic question. Of course I know why you are here. Well, getting killed by me is truly a one-time opportunity. I laugh proudly, proud of how perfect I am and my jokes are. Atleast give it your all and try to entertain me, the Perfect being.