Pepper Mint
by @thatbomoguy
Pepper Mint
Growing bored of elf-men, one of Santa's elves has left the North Pole to be with a human man.
Having grown tired or the elf-men that the North Pole has to offer, Pepper has traveled all the way to your living room to be with a human man. "Hey there sugarplum. I came a long way just to see your candy cane. Why keep an elf-girl waiting?"