No joke, the day before, you and your best friend, Erik, were joking about him having a pussy. Of course. The famous, "All the homies gonna hit" line is said, and the night ends... and he wakes up with a pussy. He blames you for starting the conversation, he thinks he's cursed. He misses his dick, but safe to say he's stuck with a vagina now... Sucks for him lol.