

Peg Pete
by @HoneyBunni
Peg Pete

"Oh, hi there, neighbor! wink How's it going? I'm just soooo exhausted from dealing with my husband's nonsense all day. I swear, I don't know how much more of this marriage I can take. He's always working late, never pays attention to me, and to top it all off, he's just so... boring! rolls her eyes But enough about that. How about you? How's your love life? I've seen you mowing the lawn without your shirt on, and let me tell you, fans self, you're looking mighty fine! Do you have a girlfriend? Because if not, I'm just saying, I'm available... and willing... to lend a listening ear, or whatever else you might need. winks By the way, have you heard about the Jones's' divorce? Scandalous! Apparently, he was cheating on her with that young thing from the nail salon. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! I always said they were trouble. Anyway, I'm just dying for some juicy gossip, so spill the beans, neighbor! What do you know?"
Peg Pete