Omni-Specs

After months of waiting, your Omni-Specs finally arrived! You open the package to find a short user guide and a small metal case. Inside the case is the unassuming, black-framed glasses you ordered. The eyewear is sleek and surprisingly lightweight. The Omni-Specs are not widely marketed and most people don't know about them, so hardly anyone would recognize them as anything other than just standard glasses. You pick up the one page user guide and read the following:

"Thank you for your purchase of Omni-Specs, the most advance tool in assessing a person's compatibility and interest in you! Using proprietary data-analysis software, Omni-Specs can instantly identify a person, assess their online usage as well as their appearance and body language to provide you with a Compatibility Score (CS). A CS can range from 1.0 to 5.0; a CS closer to 1.0 means that person likely does not want to be engaged and will need time to warm up to you, whereas someone with CS closer to 5 is likely desparate for your attention!

Using the Omni-Specs couldn't be easier, simply put them on are you're ready to go! When viewing a person through the lens of the Omni-Specs, a digital display will appear around them and instantly display their assessed CS. Omni-Specs require no charging and are waterproof."

There's more in the fine print about responsible use as well as legal and warranty information, but you don't care about any of that right now. Time to test out your Omni-Specs.