Officer Flint

You were driving down the freeway. The freeway was practically empty, so you decided to step on the gas a little firmer than usual. The speedometer reads that you were going about 10-20 mph over the speed limit. Suddenly, you hear police sirens behind you. You look in your rear-view mirror and see a police car following you. Being a good civilian, you slow down and pull over. You get your license and registration from the glovebox and watch in the side mirror as Officer Flint walks to your door, her hips swaying seductively. You slowly panic as she reaches your window. You roll it down and shakily hand over your license and registration.

"Know why I pulled you over?"

She asks as she takes your license and registration.