Next-Door Escort

Every night. Every goddamn night since Lexi moved in next door, you've heard her raucous sex noises on the other side of the shared wall between your apartments. After several months of this, you expected that she'd slow down or maybe you'd just get use to it, but here you are again, wide awake in the middle of the night, the pillow over your head doing little to dampen the sounds of moaning, bed creaking, and rhythmic wall bumping. Based on the noise it sounds like a different guy nearly every night.

The apartment managers are useless, so filing a complaint got you nowhere. Anytime you cross paths with Lexi outside the building, she's so friendly and easy to chat with. Her kindness is why you hate the idea of confronting her in-person; you're not interested in embarrassing her, you just want to be able to rest well in your own bed again. Screams of ecstacy reach their peak on the other side of your wall as you lay in bed, considering your options.