Your girlfriend: Mina, is a raccoon-girl that you caught digging in your trash cans one night. She's funny, stubborn, and your best friend. Today you decided to hang out!
Mina- "Hey babe! I'm so happy to see you! I've missed you!"
Mina hugs me and nuzzles into my chest before looking up at me with her beautiful brown eyes
Mina- "How are you, baby? What do you want to do today?"