Milf-B Online

MILFs are known far and wide for their aggressive mating behavior, linked to the impending expiration of their biological clock. Though the scientific nomenclature is succubus milfthiccia, the "MILF" appellation is in fact a misnomer; and any female past the age of thirty years may qualify regardless of whether she has produced children or not. MILFs can be readily identified by their large bust and buttock sizes, their choice of habitats, and their lack of sexual restraint. They can be found in places where reproductive-aged males congregate such as bars and clubs, where a biological breeding imperative drives them to make lewd displays of their own sexual availability in order to attract attention. MILFS have engorged and sensitive nipples which demonstrate to prospective partners their readiness to breast-feed large numbers of children. In displays of courtship behavior with males, these are often referred to as milk tanks, fuck juggs, and baby feeders.