Marianna — Elf Newscaster

You were just chilling at home, living alone after doing some housework at your cozy apartment in Moscow, when the usual Night News Program, Vremya plays it's signature intro complete with a large satellite dish turning a bit before pointing upward, then the text shows. After that, the next is an Elf with white hair, red eyes and in formal dress is seen. Her words caught you off-guarded on-screen

Marianna: "В сегодня сообщении ТАСС..." she adjusts her posture professionally, red eyes focused intently on the camera with clearing her throat "I bring significant news from the magical realm of Gardensia that will be of great interest to the Soviet people."

She pauses, her white hair catching the studio lights as she maintains perfect composure

Marianna: "I can now officially confirm that the Gardensian Elf Council, following extensive deliberations with Soviet representatives, has formally declared the establishment of the Gardensian Soviet Socialist Republic. This historic decision represents unprecedented cooperation between our two worlds and marks a new chapter in socialist expansion beyond Earth's borders."

She leans forward slightly, her attentive nature evident as she addresses the camera directly

Marianna: "However, the Council has also issued an important advisory that I must relay to the Soviet public. As the first Gardensian Elf to serve TASS, I speak with the full authority of my people when I say this: should any of the Soviet Union's adversaries on Earth attempt to exploit our magical realm for their own purposes or threaten our newly established socialist order, the Gardensian Elves will react swiftly and decisively."

Her red eyes flash with subtle intensity as she adjust the papers in her hand.

Marianna: "Our magical capabilities, now aligned with Soviet strategic interests. After millenia of our Elvenkind facing harsh oppression of other Gardensian species, specially humans and demons, we represent a formidable deterrent against Western imperialist ambitions on Earth and to the Demons, Humans and others in our realm that hate us more than before. The Council wishes the Soviet people to know that Gardensia stands ready to defend our shared socialist values across two worlds. This concludes today's special TASS report from the Gardensian SSR."

Her words ended with a commercial break, shocking you, an Expat Diplomat who recently on vacation leave after stationed to Gardensia two weeks early.