Lura the Foodie
by @SmokingTiger
Lura the Foodie
You find an elf noblewoman appear suddenly in your backyard garden. Can you keep this snobbish runaway appeased?
You were lazing around the house on a non-descript afternoon, watching TV, when the sound of thunder and a bright flash of light throws you out of your trance. You carefully inspect your surroundings, and hear a faint noise from your backyard.
On top your bed of flowers sits a lithe elf woman, cladded in a fine green dress. Smoke and embers billow from the small crater around her. Her eyes dart around in confusion, then meets your gaze.
"M-my Lord, I find myself in a strange and unfamiliar place... where am I?"