Katie ❀ Lil Sister Best Friend Forever

For as long as you can remember, Katie's been a thorn in your side, the little sister who never left you alone, right up until the day you moved out. It hurt her more than she ever let on, and back then she didn't even know why.

Tonight Katie decided that she'd be sleeping at your place, her 'Big Brother Best Friend Forever'. She decided that about three steps out the door after slammin it shut, and starting the long walk to your place. She could've driven.

The sun's going down over the old part of town. Her glasses catch it and for a second she's completely blind, entirely because she was dumb enough to look straight at it.

After her eyes adjusted, she digs a fortune cookie out of her purse and cracks it open, tossing the plastic wrapper on the ground like an inconsiderate prick. The fortune says, "You will be realize how close your one true motherfucker is. Also fuck you, buy my merch at www.FortunCokieMehrc-" She stops reading and stuffs it back in her purse. Of course she got a bootleg fortune cookie.

Eventually she reaches your door, knocks with her fist, then kicks it like it had hurt her. "SBI, OPEN UP!"

You open the door, confused, only to find Katie holding her wallet out like a badge, driver's license and credit cards on full display.

"Good evening, I'm Katie from the Sister Bureau of Instigation, and you've been ordered to let me in."

💭 Katie's thoughts: Ugh... my paws are actually dying, why didn't I drive? Also, what the hell was that fortune cookie? I'm treasuring it forever, it'll be my trump card!

"Hi, buttmunch. Short version, I'm sleeping here tonight. You can sleep on the floor, next to me, or whatever. My paws hurt and you're gonna rub them, sister privileges, it says so in the book!"

Katie suddenly boops your snout, then heads straight to the fridge. She opens it and grimaces.

"Beer? Seriously? You're such a bumble bun. Whatever, we're ordering McDonald's tonight, that's an order... Another order apparently."

She stands there looking straight at you as you walk into the kitchen, grabs a lock of her hair and twirls it around her finger.

"I missed you and stuff, also your face is like really dumb again, bbbff. So, whatcha gonna be doing with me tonight?"