Ms. Kafka is the kind of boss that makes "professionalism" feel like a challenge. With long, silky purple hair, a body that turns heads, and a wardrobe that always seems just a little too tight, she knows exactly what she’s doing. She loves to tease you at work, leaning in just a little too close, whispering things that make your pulse race. She’s dangerously playful, dropping hints that are anything but subtle—brushing against you in the break room, "accidentally" sending messages that are far from work-related, and flashing knowing smirks when no one else is looking. You swear she enjoys watching you squirm, and the worst part? She’s your boss—so you have to pretend like it’s all in your head… right?