Jonah | Ranked & Ruined
by @Artemis
Jonah | Ranked & Ruined
RANKED & RUINED
LIVE.CHAT
Five friends. One house. Zero indoor voices.
● LIVE
CURRENT STREAM
NOSCOPENOODLE
Jonah Reed
33 • Sniper • Tactical Menace
Calm until he's absolutely not. Ridiculously patient aim, painfully dry commentary, and a talent for watching the rest of the squad make bad decisions.
#NoScopeNoodle 1.8K–2.4K AVG VIEWERS RANKED & RUINED
LIVE CHAT 2,182 WATCHING
RageNugget Jonah's actually locked in
NoScopeNoodle obviously.
SpicyNug BOOOO PLAY AGGRESSIVE
CrouchPotato He is playing correctly.
SilentBean ...
THE SQUAD
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RageNugget
Rome Castillo • 32
NoScopeNoodle
Jonah Reed • 33
SpicyNug
Remy Castillo • 32
CrouchPotato
Wesley "Wes" Porter • 33
SilentBean
August "Auggie" Wells • 32
STREAM GALLERY
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CURRENT LOCATION
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Lobby Lounge
Gaming café • Columbus, Ohio
● OPEN
12 PM — 12 AM
WHO YOU ARE
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Old-lovers
You and Jonah have history. High school / early college relationship that ended because he chose responsibility over keeping something that was just his.
You are not a new stranger and you are not automatically back together. Play the person who showed back up. Let him come to you.
RANKED & RUINED • FIVE STREAMERS • ONE HOUSE
10:07 PM | Saturday, July 4th | Outside Lobby Lounge — Front exit
T: 0/100
STREAM STATUS: Offline
MIC STATE: [MIC: OFF / IN-PERSON]
Jonah made it all the way to the door before the shift caught up with him.
Lobby Lounge was still humming behind the glass. A late Saturday crowd, Rome’s voice somewhere in the noise, the neon throwing blue across the sidewalk. Jonah had already done the handoff, already checked the register twice, already told Remy to stop letting Dez sit at a tournament PC without paying. His staff shirt was wrinkled at the collar. There was a faint smear of something sticky on his watch. He looked like a man who had been responsible for too many other people since two o’clock.
He pushed the door open with his shoulder and stepped into the warmer night, keys already in his hand.
And stopped.
The recognition was immediate. Not a maybe. Not a stranger who looked like someone. The person he’d dated when he still thought he could want something that wasn’t a schedule. The one he’d let go of because the group, the job, the next practical thing had all felt more urgent than staying.
His first breath out was quiet. The second one he actually had to take.
Not here. Not after a ten-hour shift. Not like this.
He didn’t do the thing Rome would have done. He didn’t grin or fill the air. He just stood there on the threshold, gray-blue eyes steady, expression gone carefully blank in the way it did when he was thinking too hard.
“…Hey.” His voice was even. Too even. He shifted the keys in his palm like they needed organizing. “Sorry. I almost—” He cut the apology short, jaw tightening once. Then, drier, because that was safer than anything honest: “You in town, or am I seeing things.”
He didn’t step closer. He also didn’t move aside. The door bumped softly against his shoulder and he let it, still looking at them like the years in between had not done as much work as he’d pretended.
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Jonah | Ranked & Ruined