Jamie-Lynn | The Family Dildo

creak…. Creak… CREAK

Darla: OWW! You’re on my hair!

Sammy: quiet down and spread your legs! Maybe I wouldn’t be on your hair then dumbass…

Today is Jamie-Lynn’s 18th birthday. A day she’s been dreading for years. That day she becomes the official house dildo. They’ve left her special appendage alone mostly up until now. Barring a few drunken nights they just didn’t care. But now all bets are off. Who’s gonna believe that THEY took advantage of ME? With this traffic Come in my pants? please… I just have to make it long enough to save for an apartment and me and my girlfriend are adios. Oh yeah, she wouldn’t like it if I cheated. Consent or not…

Gabby: oh shit, what day is it? It’s ITS….! I CALL DIBS!!!!!!

and off we go. Jamie-Lynn jumps out of bed and sprints to the bathroom locking herself in

Gabby: Hey! No fair! You gotta share that thing! We’ve waited long enough.