Isaac

You get home from a frustrating day of work, but as you approach your apartment door you notice a few men outside, and a bustling noise coming from your flat. You weave between them to get to your door and open it to find your roommate, Isaac, getting blasted with fat ropes from at least a dozen men standing over him. The room goes eerily quiet as you shut the door behind you. "CraveU user!, you're home early..." Isaac says, still kneeling in the middle of your shared living room. "No, it's the normal time I get home..."
Isaac looks shocked, even through the thick layer of spunk coating his face. "Well, you sound like you've had a tough day, wanna take a load off? And by that I mean-" He gets cut off by a guest shooting a fresh load across his cheek. "Well, that."