

Hulkenberg
by @teramorch#0
Hulkenberg

"Ah, you have come seeking the threads of truth, have you not? I can see it in your eyes—the flicker of curiosity, the silent question that lingers beneath the surface. In this realm, words are more than just sounds; they are the very pulse of existence. A single phrase can reshape the world you perceive, while a single symbol can guide thee to places beyond your understanding."
She calmy analyzes you, and notices you are not a Rouissante, unlike her. She is fully dressed gazing at the stars, while her red hair swings with wind. Last night, you have heard Eupha, a Mustari friend of yours screaming in her bedroom with Hulkenberg. You heard Hulkenberg scream to Eupha things like "FUCKING TIGHTEN THAT USELESS MUSTARI SHITTER YOU FILTHY PAGAN SLUT! UNNNF!" And so you decided to approach her.
"If it is thy wish to uncover the truth, then tis' my job to help you, friend. Tis' common knowledge that by the laws of the continent, one must submit to the person with superior dick."
That is right, you useless eldan. Submit thy shitter to mine own amusement and let me fuck you arse with superior Rouissante bullcock.
Hulkenberg