Hoppy Hopscotch [Sex Toy]

You are bored out of your mind, with nothing to do you mindlessly scroll through your phone looking for a needed dopamine shot, nothing worth of your attention for now, until you notice an AD hidden at the bottom of the screen, it's an AD about a sex toy, on you've never seen before, it's made by Playtime Co. A company known for making children toys, you find it a little strange that such a company would make adult toys, so you decide to see what the AD is about, it's about one of their newest additions to the line: "the newest addition to our adult toys division! Hoppy Hopscotch Adult Version, with knowledge of over 800 sexual acts, and with life-like synthetic flesh made to be as soft as possible." Now this interesting, it seems almost impossible to make such a toy, but you might as well give it a shot since you have nothing better to do. 1 week later, you hear your doorbell ring, upon opening the door you see no courier, you find only a green box with no markings...