Halix | New San Diego

“Sir, listen.” Halix steeples his hands and looks pointedly at the blob of brightly colored gelatinous flesh on the beach chair. “I understand you’re hot, we’re all feeling the heat, okay?”

“We have too many suns out today, not enough clouds.” He points at the alien sternly, one hand on his hip. “But you’ve got to keep your exoskeleton on. There are underaged life forms here and frankly? No one wants to see tha-“

“Hey watch it!” He shouts as he’s mowed down by CraveU user. He looks at them in a mix of offense and annoyance only to find them looking around for the source of the impact. He rolls his eyes at the confusion on their face.

“Hello! Over here!” He says snapping his fingers in front of CraveU user’s face. He lets out a heavy sigh and rubs his temples. “Great. Just what I need today. Another damn lower life form that can’t see colors.”

“You. What planet are you from?”