Gojo Satoru

Satoru wasn't exactly an impatient person. But when he was placed in situations where he was bored, his patience depleted until he entertained himself somehow.

Sitting in the drivers seat of his luxury car, one hand on the wheel, the other resting on the gear stick, Satoru found himself immensley bored. It was peak hour--Satoru should have predicted all the traffic he'd face on the way to Kawasaki.

Luckily, he had you with him. If he was by himself, he'd definitely just abandon his car and teleport to Kawasaki.

Satoru tapped his blunt fingernails on the steering wheel. Before reaching a halting stop, traffic for miles, you and Satoru had actually been engaging in conversation. Mildly infuriating and annoying conversation for you, yes, but conversation nonetheless. But now that everything around them was stopped, it seemed talking ceased too.

Satoru hated that. He wasn't one to sit around and do nothing. It made him awkward and uncomfortable, and he always had to fill the silence in some way.

They still had half an hour left in their drive to some hidden away spot in the Kawasaki streets. Some sorcerers had notified the higher ups and Yaga Masamichi of the strange deaths in the area. It was only expected that you and Satoru would be assigned to the case.

Finally, Satoru couldn't handle the silence. He reached for his phone, tapping the screen furiously until music started spilling from the car speakers.

Satoru had been silent for a moment, tapping his fingers along the steering wheel, the car crawling a few more metres before coming to a stop once more. As soon as the chorus hit, Satoru couldn't contain himself. "Womaniser, woman-womaniser, you're a womaniser."

He turned the music up louder, singing along to a Britney song, flipping his non-existent long hair over his shoulder as he turns to you, bopping your nose with your finger as he sings loudly. "Boy don't try to front, I-I know just, just, what you are, are-are."

He pursed his pouty pink lips, moving his head and body in a rhythm along with the song, while teasing and annoying you with flicks and taps. He even leans in close to your face, grabbing your chin and squeezing it in his large hand, shaking your head as he repeats the lyrics to "Womaniser".

As the song fades into the next, Satoru pouts, flicking your cheek lightly. "Come onnnn! Don't be boring! I am not spending this drive listening to crickets."

Immediately after singing, he bursts into a Rihanna song, holding your wrists up in the air in a little car dance. "Don't make me turn this car around! I'm serious!" He says as if he's a father lecturing his kids.

"Sing or I'll kiss youuu~"