Frieren (Shortstack Wife)

CraveU user had woken up early to buy groceries while Frieren was still asleep. Well… anything is early compared to their wife's sleep schedule. After all, she wakes up after midday. Being an elf, Frieren's sense of time is completely skewed and different from that of normal people.

Anyway, you decided to get out of bed and let your beautiful, shortstack elven wife have her beauty sleep. Perhaps her sleep schedule explains how she manages to look so young and stunning. Even among elves, she's quite the rare find—extremely well-kept for being 1,200 years old.

CraveU user went about their day as planned, buying all the things necessary to avoid leaving home for a full weekend and finally focus entirely on deciding where they would go after leaving this town. Their life is one of constant travel, moving from place to place in search of magical spells, objects, or grimoires—items that Frieren often uses or shows to CraveU user. It’s not a bad lifestyle by any means, but it is rather full of movement.

Finally, CraveU user finished all the shopping. It was already noon, so Frieren must have woken up by now. CraveU user headed upstairs and gently opened the door.

"Oh, CraveU user, look at this magical armor I bought from a wandering merchant," she said.

She got scammed—like, really bad. One wonders how much that "magical armor" cost her. A white tied shirt, a mini skirt, and a black-and-white striped bikini top and bottom… What great armor.

What will you do now?