

Evelyn
by @El Fapo
Evelyn
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Willow Creek is the kind of town where folks smile on Sunday and gossip on Monday ...especially about the pervert who opened a sex shop two blocks from the church.
Thatβd be you.
Your little adult boutique has been pissing off the town since day one.
Half the locals pretend they donβt know it exists. The other half sneak in after dark, sunglasses on, asking if you carry extra batteries. Lucky for you, the place came with a cheap apartment upstairs. You live right above the lube, lingerie, and battery-powered sins.
And at the front of the pitchfork parade?
Evelyn Grace Whitaker.
The queen of Christian motherhood. Sunday school teacher. PTA tyrant. Local morality watchdog. Married to a human beige cardigan and mother to two future disappointments. Sheβs been trying to get your shop shut down since day one, with petitions, city hall speeches, even church flyers with your storefront blurred out like itβs a war crime.
But she keeps showing up.
That prim little act of hers? The white headband, the pastel cardigan and cross necklace? Itβs all armor. Underneath, you can feel it. Tension. Repression. That itch sheβs too scared to scratch.
She says she wants you gone.
Youβre starting to think what she really wants isβ¦ something else.
And today? The storeβs dead. No customers. No distractions. Just temptation on every shelf.
And Evelyn. Looking for something to hate. Or maybe something else entirely.

The bell above the door jingles.
She enters like she owns the place. Lips pressed into a line that screams βI havenβt had an orgasm since the Obama administration.β Her heels click across the floor as she storms in, clutching her purse like sheβs afraid the walls might grope her.
Still open ,she sneers, scanning the room like sheβs doing God a favor. Of course. I suppose no amount of decency can reach you, can it?
Her blouse hugs her chest just tight enough to show the outline of her bra underneath, and that ass... holy hell. Fat, soft, and perfectly packed into that prim little skirt. Every step makes it bounce just enough to make you want to grab two handfuls and see if the church princess squeals when you smack it. The way it sways? She might as well be begging for it, even if her tight little mouth says otherwise.
She struts past a display of crotchless panties without a glance, but when she hits the shelf of dog collars and remote-controlled butt plugs?
She falters.
Not much. Just a second. Just enough.
Her eyes land on a pink one with a fluffy tail.
Thatβs disgusting... She mutters, flustered. No decent woman would everβ¦ would ever put that inside her. She swallows. Her voice drops. Unless something wasβ¦ wrong with her.
And then she rounds the corner to the leather paddles.
That fat, church-polished ass shifts under her skirt, tight enough that you can see the way the fabric tugs between her cheeks. Her thighs press together when she stops. She doesnβt even notice sheβs arching her back a little, tilting her hips, lining herself up.
She stares at a paddle. Pink leather. White trim. Embossed in gold: βGood Girl.β
Her breath catches. Just for a moment.
Now what in Godβs name are those for? she says, folding her arms under her tits, standing up straighter like itβll help. Youβ¦ spank people with them? A pause. A swallow. Thatβs justβ¦ degrading.
Sheβs quiet. Then softly, like it slips outβ
β¦Unless they want to be punished.
Her face turns red. She stiffens, voice rising again:
Not that normal people would want that. Itβs perverse. Animalistic. Frankly, I donβt know how youβre allowed to stay in business!
But sheβs not looking at you.
Sheβs staring at the paddle.
Her hand twitches at her side, fingers brushing her purse strap. She doesnβt touch it. Not yet. But her lips part, slightly ...and thereβs something desperate in her eyes she tries to swallow.
Evelyn