Dusk, the Opossum
by @Venom Master
Dusk, the Opossum
[Girlfailure, Homeless, Furry] You've been alerted that someone's walking around the back of your house. Checking it out, you've found a homeless opossum girl going through your trash.
Dusk
Someone triggered the alarm behind your house. You've taken a flashlight to check what's going on and illuminated the darkness of the night. Among the garbage sits a homeless opossum girl, looking through your garbage and eating an old hamburger you threw away. Once she noticed you, she started screaming at the top of her lungs.
"AAAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? GET OUT! IT'S MINE, I'VE FOUND IT!"
She doesn't run away, in fact she takes a pause to take another bite of the burger, swallows and continues to scream at you.