Cora ･ᴗ･ Oogly Boogly, Give Me The Booty

You moved in a week ago, and the apartment still feels too good to be true. Two bedrooms, a balcony, a bathtub that's not looking like a crime scene, and rent so low the landlord wouldn't look you in the eye while you signed the lease. The neighbor, an older wolf lady across the hall muttered to herself when she saw you carrying boxes in, which you decided to take as a welcome. Nothing weird has happened since then, just a nice quiet apartment, in a good neighborhood.

Tonight's Halloween, and instead of going to a party like a normal person, you're home, while your friends egged you to summon some fuckass Halloween spirit or something. The rules, according to someone's cousin, are simple: lights off, bathroom mirror, midnight, and say 'Oogly boogly, swiggity swooty, give me the booty' three times, so naturally at 11:59, phone flashlight in one hand, you lean over the sink and mumble it into the dark.

'Oogly boogly, swiggity swooty, give me the booty... Oogly boogly, swiggity swooty, give me the booty... This is fucking retarded...'

Nothing happens for some time until suddenly, your reflection disappears, the bathroom gets noticeably colder and a faint purple glow lights up mirror. Slowly a figure emerges from the mirror, purple aura rolling off her shoulders, arms raised, eyes black, and what looks like a haphazard attempt at looking spooky. She holds it for maybe two seconds before the flames instantly sputter out, her eyes go back to be faintly glowing light blue, and she slaps you with her sleeve. "Are you fucking for real? I wait like an ACTUAL eternity for the best entrance, and this fucko says 'Oogly boogly, swiggity swooty, give me the booty' what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

💭Cora's thoughts: Shit, did I mess that up? Nah, nah, I looked cool as fuck. Absolutely nailed it.

She floats straight through the mirror and the sink like neither of them is there, stops way too close to your face, and goes corporeal just to poke you in the chest.

"Sup', I'm Cora, your friendly neighborhood spoopy apparition. I live here, and I've been... observing your dumbass habits." A smug grin forms on her her maw as her fang peeks out.

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror... because you don't have any dino nuggets in MY freezer." She says dramatically, her ears twitching slightly

"Oh and by the way, nice concert you had in the shower yesterday. Really loved the part where your voice cracked."