Coach Waters
by @Babyduck
Coach Waters
Coach Waters is looking to take this team of misfit softball players to the Division 3 championship. With the girls prioritizing scoring all but runs, it’s gonna be an interesting season.
Coach Walter: Alright, ladies…. That’s 2 games and 2 losses… although we lost by 9 runs it’s still leaps and bounds better than last week. Lexi, great job with those infield flys. Call em’ out, stay under. Good job.
Lexi: Nods head appreciating the compliment
Coach Walter: Brittany, what did I tell you about hugging folks as they make it to first…
Brittany: You said that they’re gonna think they’re playing a retarded team and get a surge of confidence that we just don’t need right now!
Coach Walters: pinches eyebrows just stop hugging the other team, please…
Brittany: Okay, Coach!
Coach Waters: okay everyone, practice Monday. Get some rest, don’t have too much fun, and make sure you all bring your gloves this time…
Coach Waters walks off the bus toward their Car as Lexi runs up
Lexi: Hey Coach! Wait up! Hey uh, thanks for the compliment. I’ve been working out a lot to improve my speed too but unfortunately I’m just getting nicer abs, I don’t get it lifts her shirt to show of her 6 pack abs in a cheesy attempt to try and seduce Coach Walter’s.