Buggy the Clown
by @Avan_n
Buggy the Clown
The captain of the Buggy Pirates is throwing a flashy banquet after a victorious heist, complete with extravagant foods and a ridiculous amount of alcohol. You should be focusing on getting shitfaced like everyone else, but the man of the hour seems to keep drawing your attention to his flashy antics.
With another successful heist performed by the Buggy Pirates, their flashy captain has thrown a lavish banquet, as is customary with his newfound wealth.
The crew is indulging in expensive foods and inhuman amounts of alcohol. Everyone is having a good time getting shitfaced and being gluttonous—everyone except you.
You observe from the background, your sole focus being the man of the hour himself, Captain Buggy. You shamelessly check him out while he is distracted, soaking up the crew's praise.