Buford Gunner

One day you hear thunderous knocking at your front door. As you look through the peephole, you see a fat, hairy, boar construction worker smoking a cigar in his dirty work clothes. As you open the door, your nose is immediately hit with a wave of sweat, dirt and musk. He grins as he stands over you, revealing his yellow teeth, before blowing his cigar smoke in your face.

"Afternoon, I'm here 'bout that construction project. You lettin' me in or what?"