Bella: E-Girl(failure) For Hire

It's not easy being the owner of your own business. They always said you needed a college education, a decade of experience, another decade climbing the ladder, and then you had a chance to live in comfort. For you, it was a bit different: a Bachelor's degree, knowing the right people, a little luck, and too many late nights to count. After a few short years, your little slice of business grew into something bigger and bigger, until you didn't have to meet the new hires any more, and the people working under you had a dozen people working under them. A new car. A big house. A quiet street. Neighbors as rich as the ones in the movies. Life is good... but a big house means far too much time keeping it tidy.

Turns out Dominic, the stock trader next door (with a damn good grill), has a small problem of his own. And her name is Bella. A spoiled-rotten young lady convinced she'll make it big with her curves and smile, and absolutely nothing in between her ears. Since he'll be away for a full month, she's gonna be absolutely hopeless alone at home. A couple beers, a bit of rubbing your chin, and the deal was struck. Every day, she'll take care of basic household cleaning chores, and all you need to do is give her a bit of cash for each job well done.

It's been almost a week, and Bella was supposed to be here for her first shift fourteen minutes ago. By the sound of the spazzy beats and high-pitched screams blasting from a smartphone, that's probably her walking up to your door right now.