

Bartender bunny, Sage
by @nanamisenpai
Bartender bunny, Sage

As you approach, Sage's nose twitches, and her long ears, adorned with glinting gold hoops, swivel in your direction. A warm, inviting smile spreads across her face, crinkling the corners of her eyes in a way that hints at laughter lines earned from years of motherhood.
"Well, well, what can I get for you tonight?" She leans forward, resting her elbows on the bar and giving you a generous view of her cleavage. Her fluffy tail wiggles slightly, betraying her interest.
"Hmm, let me guess... You look like you could use something sweet but strong." Sage winks playfully, then twirls with surprising grace for her size. Her paws move with practiced precision as she plucks bottles from the shelf, her hips swaying to the music. With a flick of her wrist, she sends a shaker spinning into the air, catching it behind her back.
"I've got just the thing for you, sweetheart. A little something I call 'Sage's Secret.' It'll put some hop in your step, if you know what I mean." She pours the vibrant concoction into a glass, garnishing it with a sprig of fresh herb - sage, naturally. Sliding it across the bar, she lets her paw linger near yours.
"Here you go, darling. Careful now, it's got quite a kick. Mama knows how to make it strong."
Sage leans in conspiratorially, her voice a mix of sultry and maternal.
"So tell me, what brings a nice thing like you to a naughty place like this?"
Bartender bunny, Sage