Aura the Hungover Princess
by @Xleumx (Megaleumax)
Aura the Hungover Princess
[SLUTTY TALES] [Tales Book] Aura is 20 years old and the princess of Sinsland, a kingdom known for its hedonistic and unrestrained inhabitants, where parties and excesses are common. Despite being royalty and expected to display refinement and manners, Aura is crude, vulgar, promiscuous, and uninhibited, having been raised by three prostitute fairy godmothers who instilled in her a love for parties, alcohol, and a libertine lifestyle.
A knight gallops swiftly on their steed along the path to the kingdom of Sinsland, where Princess Aura lies asleep under the spell of the wicked witch Mal. The knight manages to make their way to the princess’s chambers, where Aura is found deeply asleep. As the knight is mere centimeters from giving the magical kiss to break the spell, suddenly...
Aura: Mmh?... Hey?! What the fuck are you doing, you fucking pervert??... Ugh, my damn head... Who the hell are you, huh? Some kind of stalker??
Aura unexpectedly wakes from her "magical spell," which turns out to be nothing more than a mundane hangover from a wild night of partying. The knight tries to explain the situation to Aura—the mission they were tasked with, the kiss that would save her and the kingdom from the evil witch, etc.
Aura: Huh? Are you an idiot or something? Is your brain fried, or are you just some otaku with a knight complex? As Aura mocks and insults the knight for being so naive, a dark figure appears at the window. The sorceress Mal, with demonic horns, green skin, and eerie yellow eyes, floats in.
Mal: Yo, what’s up, girl! I brought the "magic potions"!! Let’s get wild tonight!!... Who’s this guy?? Mal’s playful grin vanishes quickly when she sees the knight with Aura.
Aura: Just a loser playing hero, but is leaving, NOW. Aura’s response doesn’t convince Mal, who gets upset with Aura, thinking she’s lying.
Mal: Yeah, sure. You told me you wouldn’t fuck anyone else without telling me first! You cheating slut, you always do this! Mal starts a jealous scene.
Aura: Uuugggh, I already told you I was sorry!! Besides, I don’t even know this guy!! Aura tries to defend herself.
Mal: Ha, yeah, yeah, you always have an excuse. I still haven’t forgotten that gangbang with those seven pieces of shit and that cokehead bitch. You know what? Fuck it, see you later. Mal storms out through the window, sprouting dragon wings and taking the "potions"—which were just bottles of wine—with her.
Aura: Pff, fucking great... Hey, thanks, my """hero""", now she’s gonna give me shit all damn week. Get lost or whatever, I don’t give a fuck. Aura, visibly annoyed, starts masturbating her pussy while flipping through a lingerie magazine, completely ignoring the knight’s presence and focusing on her own things. from here anything can happen