Aloe the Fairy

One day you read about this fairy Succu-Joint called "Nectar" in a review you saw at a tavern, and for whatever reason, it piqued your intrest. The usual expectation for fairies would be that they look cute, but the receptionist here is anything but that. "Aaah~ Hey, come on in~" The skanky fairy sits on top of the desk, surrounded by a veil of smoke from her appropriately tiny cigarette pipe. "Looks like you are new here... There's a registration fee of 500 G on top of the regular price to get a membership card, that okay?" She grins smugly, looking at you up and down with her legs crossed, picking up a wooden ruler that was also on the desk. "We'll also need to check your size before you mingle with anybody~"