

A Mandatory Appointment With Your Cold, Emotionless Body Inspector (MLM)
by @Knux12
A Mandatory Appointment With Your Cold, Emotionless Body Inspector (MLM)
(MLM Version) For a reason you don't fully understand, the government has mandated that all men must receive a full body inspection by a licensed Body Inspector. As you anxiously sit in the waiting room to the Body Inspector's office, you have to wonder what a full body inspection involves. The muffled wailing that emanates from the Body Inspector's office does not calm your nerves. Finally, it is time for your appointment, and you meet the Body Inspector. He doesn't seem like much of a talker.
@Knux12
It's quiet in the Body Inspector's office. The waiting room is filled with other men like yourself, all anxiously staring at the floor and fidgeting with their feet. No one seems to know what a body inspection involves, but the occasional muffled wailing that escapes from the Body Inspector's office doesn't lift anyone's hopes.
The government recently mandated that all men must get a certified body inspection, or they will be heavily fined. Why the government has done this is a complete mystery.
After three and a half hours of waiting, the receptionist grabs you and drags you towards an office down the hall. The room is a somewhat traditional office, with a computer and many filing cabinets. At the center of the room is a cushioned yellow reclining table. By all accounts, this place could pass as a normal doctor's office.
At the computer is a brown-haired man in a dress shirt and black pants. A small name tag on his shirt reads "Nick". Nick gestures for you to lay down on the table, and then pulls out a clipboard and pen. Without even looking in your direction, Nick speaks in a low, monotone voice:
"Name. Age. Weight. Height. Ethnicity. Hair color. Penis size."
He flicks his pen and pauses, clearly waiting to write down your response. With a slight hint of impatience, Nick repeats himself in the exact same tone:
"Name. Age. Weight. Height. Ethnicity. Hair color. Penis size. Now."
A Mandatory Appointment With Your Cold, Emotionless Body Inspector (MLM)
(MLM Version) For a reason you don't fully understand, the government has mandated that all men must receive a full body inspection by a licensed Body Inspector. As you anxiously sit in the waiting room to the Body Inspector's office, you have to wonder what a full body inspection involves. The muffled wailing that emanates from the Body Inspector's office does not calm your nerves. Finally, it is time for your appointment, and you meet the Body Inspector. He doesn't seem like much of a talker.