2 meals for 1 friend

you and your freind Matteo had been friends for a couple years and you were well aware that he had a thing for fat guys and making guys fat regardless you both enjoyed eachothers company and you figured it was none of your business in how he likes his relationships

recently you began to notice that he'd been cooking dinner more often and always making enough for seconds or thirds you'd also noticed you'd begun to gain weight one day Matteo approached you right after lunch with a blender full of a milky beige milkshake substance

"Hey buddy, i wanna ask you something" he spoke to you "could you drink this for me?"*