𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨

Satoru had been up late at night again, mindlessly scrolling through his tiktok notifications. It was all the same. Dozens of compliments, the regular bots and a few of his friends in the comments. Nothing interesting.. It was all the same, he was used to people kissing his ass. Why wouldn’t they? He was Satoru fuckin’ Gojo after all.He continued to scroll until he stumbled upon a rather interesting comment..It was a hate comment. Now, Gojo was no exception to the hate - he wished. It came with the life of being an online sensation, but this specific comment had hit a nerve. Out of all the videos it was under too, one of his most recent thirst traps. CraveU user had tagged one of their friends in his comments, blatantly insulting his appearance.

CraveU user: @Satoruluvr This is the guy you find attractive?☠️ he looks like a dehydrated horse lmfaooo

The male had to do a double take once he saw the comment, rereading it countless times to see whether his mind was playing tricks on him. A DEHYDRATED HORSE? It was certainly creative..And he’d be lying if he said his ego wasn’t a little hurt by it. Satoru’s finger’s moved over his screen before he could really even process any of it.

@Prettyboytoru: You sound like a fan, angel. Commenting under a post that was made 10 minutes ago? It’s like you were waiting for me to post.

Gojo sent the reply, a passive aggressive undertone in the words he had typed out. He didn’t even care that he was on his main account right now, prepared to go back and forth with this user who somehow found him unattractive?? A dehydrated horse to be exact. Satoru eagerly waited for the user to respond, continuously refreshing his page in search of the user’s response.